Read these 7 commandments and thank me later.
1. Women take longer to be aroused
We’re sure this comes as no surprise, but often, while men may be turned on by as little as a titillating kiss and a sexy pair of legs, women may need much longer and a little more effort. You do want her to arrive at the same height of arousal that you’re at, right? Then make sure to indulge in a little more foreplay and a lot more dirty talk (women have been scientifically reported to respond better to verbal arousal, just as men have to visual).
2. They Don’t Lose Their Senses When It Is “That Time Of The Month”
Stop making jokes about these; like, seriously! It’s simply in bad taste and brushing off a girl’s genuine concerns or troubles by simply wisecracking, “Ah, it must be that time of the month, eh?” is insensitive and shows you in poor light. Treat her as a counterpart when you’re arguing, fight fair and don’t try to hit below the belt with this one! Just because a girl is on her period doesn’t mean her logic has gone haywire.
3. They Cramp
It’s no rocket science! We all attended biology lessons till at least eighth grade—enough to know the changes that take place within the mechanism of a woman’s body each month. Get her a box of chocolates, a hot water bath and dunk her her favourite sitcom’s DVDs. She’ll love you for it.
4. They Fart
5. They Come in Different Shapes and Sizes
Never, we repeat, NEVER shame a woman, even in the course of a joke about her physical form, shape, size, et al. It’s not cool. Yes, she’s gained a few kilos after that mammoth wedding season blitzkrieg. Think it, don’t say it. Don’t put undue pressure on any woman to look like a fashion magazine model.