APC’s aspirants, General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd.), the most suitable person to rule Nigeria. He tries to convince his fellow compatriots to rise above religious and/or geopolitical sentiments. “I would like to, in advance, congratulate General Muhammadu Buhari GCFR (rtd.) for his imminent victory in the APC primaries. Also, for his subsequent win in the presidential election in 2015. Among all the contenders in the APC, not to mention the ruling PDP, or any other parties, there is nobody who is as competent as Buhari to lead Nigeria. I’ve promised God, myself and Nigeria to be truthful, loyal and honest. I promised not to be a sectional bigot, or tribal chauvinist. I promised to look for a good candidate to vote for, and urge others to vote for him. Although I am a satirist, I am not a Buhari narcissist, but, rather, a truth seeker.
“Let’s look critically at the previous presidential aspirants. None of them even come close to Buhari, as he is superior to them in all aspects. Buhari was a one-time Minister of Petroleum. But Buhari is the only former Petroleum Minister without an oil well, or a filling station. Buhari was a one-time governor of the now-defunct North-Eastern State. Yet, he is neither filthy rich nor extravagant. Buhari was, above all, a military Head of State for twenty months. Yet, Buhari has no estate, no private jet, no billions of dollars in his account. SEE MORE ON PAGE 2