During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: â€œDonâ€™t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.â€ Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called â€œMind Changing Conceptâ€ Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: â€œPlease be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!â€ This is called â€œBeing Professionalâ€ Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): â€œBig brother, letâ€™s count how much we got.â€
The older robber rebutted and
said: â€œYou are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news
will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!â€ This is
called â€œExperience.â€ Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the
robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
â€œWait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank
for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously
embezzled from the bankâ€. This is called
â€œSwim with the tide.â€ Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: â€œIt will be good if there is a robbery every month.â€ This is called â€œKilling Boredom.â€ Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted
and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers
were very angry and complained: â€œWe risked our
lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!â€ This is called
â€œKnowledge is worth as much as
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called â€œSeizing the opportunity.â€ Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?