8-Motivational-Quotes1. He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King (1788)

2. He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1797)

3. Anyone who counts money after withdrawing it from the ATM has trust issues – John Kennedy (1846)

4. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Queen Elizabeth (1876)

5. Drinking garri doesn’t mean you are poor, but waiting for the garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Michael Faraday (1886)

6. Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder – Habert McCauley (1895)

7. Any one who uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – William Shakespeare (1900)

8. Any one who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing strike has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1908)

9. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1936)

10. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1947)

11. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam – Barak Obama (1986)

12. If you sleep in Church, its forgivable, but if you start snoring, forget it, you can’t make heaven – Chinua Achebe (2004)

13. Anyone who unplugs your phone at 3% just to plug his own at 97% is capable of killing you – Wole Soyinka (2010)

14. Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for job or is in die need of money – Prof Jega (2015)

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