Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team…
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…
Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife : okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player… After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving..
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…
Wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=warning, red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling..
Wife :what about the green card?