1) When you say, â€œMummy, Iâ€™m Sorry!â€ And she replies, â€œSorry for yourself!â€
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, â€œDrop it on my head.â€
3) When she brings foodÂ wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, â€Mummy, I have fever.â€ And she replies you, â€œWhy wonâ€™t you have fever when you press phone every nightâ€
5) When you say, â€œMummy I took 2nd in my class.â€ and she replies, â€œSo the person that tookÂ first has two heads abi?â€
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesnâ€™t want you to change theÂ channel.
8) When you tell her you are going to a friendâ€™s place to play and she asks, â€When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth orÂ paper.
12) When she tells you, â€I didnâ€™t kill my mother, so you will not kill meâ€.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, â€œAll the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?â€
Our Mothers are wonderful. â€œTrue or false?