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SEE PASSWORD FOR SENDING MEN OUT HOME “Watching Football with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful”

coupleWATCHING Football with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Koko, who’s that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown ke? No na, that’s Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What’s that yellow card for?

Husband: It’s a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It’s something similar to a traffic light: Yellow – warning, Red – stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there’s nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It’s Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)… Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don’t you know it’s Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who’s that old man?

Husband: Hmmm… that’s Arsenal’s coach, Arsene Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok….. I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsen Wenger?

Husband: Chai!

Wife: What’s the score now,

Husband: Just 1 – 1

Wife: Who’s having 1, who’s having the other 1 😂

Husband: (Sighs)You are a pest. Abasi mbok! Make i leave this place jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)….

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don’t do that, I won’t be able to watch my favorite Telemundo & Zeeworld.


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