WATCHING Football with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!
Wife: Koko, whoâ€™s that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown ke? No na, thatâ€™s Theo Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! Whatâ€™s that yellow card for?
Husband: Itâ€™s a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! Itâ€™s something similar to a traffic light: Yellow â€“ warning, Red â€“ stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! thereâ€™s nothing like that in
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! Itâ€™s Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)â€¦ Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Donâ€™t you know itâ€™s Chelsea?
Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Pls whoâ€™s that old man?
Husband: Hmmmâ€¦ thatâ€™s Arsenalâ€™s coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Okâ€¦.. I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsen Wenger?
Wife: Whatâ€™s the score now,
Husband: Just 1 â€“ 1
Wife: Whoâ€™s having 1, whoâ€™s having the other 1 ðŸ˜‚
Husband: (Sighs)You are a pest. Abasi mbok! Make i leave this
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)â€¦.
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I donâ€™t do that, I wonâ€™t be able to watch my favorite Telemundo & Zeeworld.