THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST:
ANGELA GRANT’S POST: – I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his older brother, what should I do folks?
William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.
Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage.
Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*
NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST:
RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters…anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*
Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke???
Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL!
Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!
Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s fault
Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD…IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!
Mr Smith (Confused American on the friends list): Huh?
Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?
Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister.
Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u
Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.
Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.
Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.